SHOCK: Westminster Morris abandons church for the pub
In a development that will astonish absolutely nobody familiar with Morris dancing, Westminster Morris has left its church hall rehearsal venue — and moved into a pub.
Yes. A pub.
After years of practising in the respectable surroundings of a church hall, the team has taken the extraordinary decision to hold its Wednesday evening practices upstairs at the Prince of Wales in Pimlico.
Even more alarmingly, some dancers have been seen drinking beer before and after practice.
We appreciate that the idea of Morris dancers associating with public houses may come as a profound shock.
FREE TASTER SESSIONS
Those wishing to witness this shocking decline in standards for themselves are warmly invited to our FREE taster sessions, every Wednesday from 9 September.
No previous Morris experience is required. No dancing ability is assumed. And purchasing beer is entirely optional.
Where: Upstairs at the Prince of Wales, Pimlico, SW1V 1DW
When: Wednesdays, 8.00–9.45pm
Meet us: Downstairs from 7.30pm
Distance from Victoria Station: About five minutes’ walk

Come and have a go.
You may even discover why Morris dancers and pubs have somehow managed to tolerate one another for the last few hundred years.
If you fancy coming along, feel free to get in touch so we can alert you if something unexpected forces us to cancel. There’s a form here